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cali sparks

A sexual position involving California kush and anal queefing. While having sexual Intercourse with a female or male anal hole, light up a blunt of Cali kush. Proceed to push more and more air in the anal canal until there is enough pressure to release a quite exceptional anal queef. Pull out of the anal canal violently. As you proceed to pull out, blow the cherry off of the blunt right into the anal canal. The anal queef will break up the burning cherry and make the cali sparks fly.
PATRICK: "Hey, it's 4th of july, let's do something special"

DANNY: "Ok, what should we do?"

PATRICK: "Let me Cali Sparks you.."

DANNY: "oh hell yeah, that's a perfect idea"
by conflex December 22, 2015
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Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017
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Cali

An athletic person who is cute with an artistic person. It's more cute if they both like red.
Cali likes vegetables.

Cali likes red. Just like the person who likes Cali.
by Revenue June 12, 2018
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Cali

The cutest and funniest girl that it also caring at the same time and the one you will never want to lose
by The hell bender bitch July 2, 2018
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Cali

The prettiest and sweetest girl you will ever meet and you will never want to let her go
Cali is the sweetest girl I’ve ever meet
by The hell bender bitch July 13, 2018
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cali-quake

A butt plug from California that likes it up the ass. Thinks he is cool because he is from california, but can't quite reach the dildo shoved far up his rectum. Probably because he is from California, and not a common sense state like Ohio.
Wow that cali-quake guy sure is a faggot.
by GoudyGodKing July 27, 2018
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