text message boyfriend

A man or boy that maintains pseudo - romantic relationships through text messaging. He rarely relies on any other form of communication. These men may have a hard time communicating over the phone or in person. This may also be a guy who is Just Not That Into You. The text message boyfriend may stem out of the myspace boyfriend category

-Did you hear from TMB today?
-Text Message Boyfriend just asked where I was.

by TMGF December 9, 2008

I have a boyfriend.

women who think everyone likes her and has a boyfriend

jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie

kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.

by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021

boydface

THE best assistant pricipal everr!!!! X1000. But nothing gets past her....and her awesome glasses and her 12 foot tall hair.

Dennis Lynn: "Should i shend Shara to the offish, Boydface?"

Boydface:"Girls, get to class!"
me:"i already knew that BOYDFACE!"

by Dennis Lynn June 14, 2008

Boyfriend Whore

A woman or girl who gets together with a guy and then breaks up a week or a month later. You can find people like this in 6th grade, who are destined to grow up and be whores.

Boyfriend Whore: I'm going out with Nick!
Week later...
Boyfriend whore: Now I'm going out with Dylan!
24 hours later...
Boyfriend whore: *sob*, I'M SO DESPERATE!
Next day...
Boyfriend whore: omfg! i looooove you Adam!!
6 minutes later...
Boyfriend whore: *SOB SOB SOB* I NEED A GUY!

by KissMyAss99 March 5, 2011

Gym boyfriend

The guy that is you boy at the gym. Generally helpful and charming. Gym boyfriend has no jurisdiction outside of the gym.

X: 'Monica is paranoid her husband will come to the gym. She doesn't want him to meet her gym boyfriend.'

Y: 'Toooo right, what happens at the gym, stays at the gym.'

by noneisthenumber April 9, 2015

Helicopter Boyfriend

Always floating around nearby. Rushes to you very fast whenever he thinks he could be of use. Like a helicopter parent except a boyfriend. Annoying and sometimes you get a headache

Sean is a helicopter boyfriend, I just look around and he’s always there looking over me

by MotorGirl July 26, 2018

National kiss your boyfriend day

Is the day where you can kiss your boyfriend whenever you want wherever you want.

Gf: babe guess what
BF: what
Gf: today is national kiss your boyfriend day...
And than kiss

by I+J November 1, 2019