barnacling

When someone has a very strange attachment to you and will not leave you alone.

I keep getting notes from this girl, she has been barnacling me. Literally will not leave me alone!

by baaarbie December 18, 2018

Baracknophobic

Someone who hates or fears Barack Obama.

“I heard Jessica hates Obama.”
“Woah, is she Baracknophobic?”

by Twig legs December 25, 2018

Barking at the Wood Waffle

Masturbating, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, beating off

Sorry I'm late, I was barking at the wood waffle.

by Ed the Trell January 5, 2019

Barking at fish

Puking in a body of water, usually from drinking too much.

After the party, I ended up barking at fish as the sun rose over the ocean.

by Beamishgirl May 25, 2019

Bagawking

The sound a chicken makes while laying eggs.

The boy mimicked the chicken by bagawking.

by Mee2020 October 23, 2019

Braking the plane

The act of spreading ones butt cheeks sufficiently wide enough such that penal penetration occurs without skin to skin contact. This act carries no bearing on your sexual orientation.

Brice: Sam, you got pretty drunk last night
Sam: I wanted to know if I was ghey as fuck, but I ended up braking the plane.

by ATM spajshj May 8, 2020

Barking day

On the 11th December you can bark at anyone and anywhere and people can not tell you off

In geography I barked at my teacher because it was barking day

by UrLocalMother;)) December 8, 2020