alien bidonkidonk

a better word for carrot

She ate an alien bidonkidonk

I love to eat alien bidonkidonks

by aurnaurrr January 2, 2021

alien pizza

when you are from north America, and you go to Italy expecting to find "pepperoni pizza" and "cheese pizza" but you find fancy pizzas and no dominos, or vise versa.

aqwsedrftgyhujikolp;. alien pizza

by PossesedAdmiral May 28, 2020

alien fistbump

A greeting found in some parts of the mid-west United States where in partners stand very close and proceed to press their pelvises together whilst knocking on the butt cheeks of their brethren with their fists. Quasi-sexual. Usually reserved for close, or odd persons. Alien in human nature, not in a cosmos way.

Man, I hadn't seen her in so long I had to give her an alien fistbump.

by Arkham69 September 12, 2018

Alien Math

A phrase that simpletons use to call complex mathematics that they cannot comprehend.

*It is Jerry's first day at University. He looks at some equations written out in his class.*
Jerry's Thoughts: Holy crap! That is some alien math! I don't get it at all...

by PrettyMuchHeisenberg September 8, 2018

Boris The Alien

Boris The Alien is a evolution of United kingdom's prime minister, Boris Johnson.
You can get him by either feeding his cheese and onion crisps, or mars bars.

Oh no, is that Boris The Alien coming to tackle us?

Yes, it is. RUN!!!

Boris The Alien is watching you.

by PutinLover69 February 25, 2022

contacting aliens

an excuse made when caught jacking off

"Hey why is your door locked?"
"Oh no reason I was just contacting aliens"

by minuteman88 January 26, 2010

Alien shoulders

When one has a low enough body fat percentage and enough shoulder muscle that you can see the individual muscle fibers

“Look at Jack’s alien shoulders!! Jack has such a low body fat percentage we can see his muscle fibers”

by niks_1 September 20, 2023