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ben weasel

A Genius of punk rock. Has been in Screeching Weasel for 15 years till they broke up, then created another cleverly called "Ben Weasel" with his first album called Fidatevi.
"Ben Weasel, hes an asshole, Ben Weasel, hes a jerk, Ben Weasel, you just hate him cause he don't have to work!" - The Queers, Ben Weasel.
by screechingqueer June 30, 2005
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weasel-tastic

molly and dylan are fuckin weasel-tastic
by molly and dylan April 28, 2008
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Webself

Myself, but online.
I've updated my web page and FaceBook; I'm done editing my webself for now.
by SlyAsAFawkes February 28, 2009
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Weasel Brow

Extremely hairy eyebrows that should be waxed ASAP.
"I was supposed to go on a date with Carson but I have some major Weasel Brow and have to get a wax first."
by White Cheddah February 3, 2010
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Weasel Weep

The trickle of urine that leaks from the penis after urination, despite shaking
wife: Hey, what are all these stains on the bathroom rug?
husband: Sorry, hun, some weasel weep is unavoidable.
by Jack_KnifedBigRig July 18, 2010
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weisenbeck

The act of throwing up at very inappropriate times due to the overconsumption of alcohol and possibly a few other poor decisions.
He drank two bottles of wine before our class dinner in Spain, and then he weisenbecked on me at the professor's table.

Uh oh, Jon's drinking again. Where is he going to weisenbeck tonight?
by weisenbeck_victim January 26, 2011
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Weasel-toss

The act of placing used toilet paper wipes around the perimeter of the toilet bowl so that the poop is not obstructed and can be photographed and sent to friends, or foes.
Thanks to the weasel-toss technique, Nicholas Cage was able to send a high quality video of his turd to his favorite uncle via SnapChat.
by SEABROOKSY3 March 7, 2015
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