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veloxed

veloxed (verb, transitive): To be deceived or betrayed by a service provider that re-brands or changes ownership, resulting in loss of payments, unmet promises and discontinuation of previous services. This operation typically involves abrupt changes in terms, withdrawal of prior-contract protections such as data protection, threats or evasive responses when customers seek refunds or support by dragging customers with uncertainty beyond the charge-back period.
I signed up for the VPS deal, but after a different Velox Media business took over, my server went dark for days and they stopped honouring my previous service - I got veloxed.
by FreeBSD January 28, 2026
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Velock

Velock (Va-/lɒk/) or (Vee-/lɒk/)

Instead of saying Glock say Velock
"I got Velock on my waist and I won't shoot it patiently"
by Judgey Judy April 7, 2025
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Velocititty

Noun: The fast, rhythmic motion or bounce of breasts, typically during vigorous activity like running, dancing, or energetic movement.

Verb: The act of causing or experiencing fast, rhythmic breast movement in an energetic or exaggerated manner.
As a noun:
“She was running so fast, I couldn’t stop staring at her velocititty.”

“The crowd went wild when she hit the dance floor—pure velocititty in motion!”

As a verb:
“He was trying to catch up, but she was velocititting all over the place.”

“I’ve never seen someone velocititty through a crowd so effortlessly!”
by Placeholdera5 July 20, 2025
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Velocijammer

A dinosaur who wears shades who is super smart likes tacos and likes to jam but has trauma and ego issues and constantly deflects with a mixture of humor clap backs and snapping at people in anger. Means well and is a soft heart deep down under his mask but constantly running into bad luck and creating bad luck for themselves as well.
You’re such a velocijammer!
by Velocijammer August 19, 2025
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Velocities

“Velocities” is a term for speeding up and slowing down clips from shows, movies, etc with music over it.
“I spent hours editing the velocities for this Beyonce dancing edit”
by Undisclosedbarbie September 8, 2025
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Velocidromephile

“word for a person who loves driving and speed” or “love for travel and driving
I am a Velocidromephile
by Cosmichaze November 2, 2025
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Velocient

📘 velocient
pronunciation: və-LOH-see-ent
adjective

1. Performing tasks with rapid speed while maintaining acceptable quality, often prioritizing momentum, efficiency, and high output over meticulous perfection.

2. Describing a person whose natural operating mode is fast, focused execution across many tasks in a short time.
perfection.

3. The Perfect balance between efficiency and quality.
• “She’s so velocient at work that her entire team relies on her to keep projects moving.”
• “A velocient workflow helps small businesses get more done in less time.”
• “He’s not perfect, but he’s incredibly velocient when deadlines get tight.”
• “Startups often look for velocient employees who can juggle multiple tasks efficiently.”

the word origin comes from its creator Jacob Narayan who created a word to describe himself
by kruppyman96 November 26, 2025
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