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veloxed (verb, transitive): To be deceived or betrayed by a service provider that re-brands or changes ownership, resulting in loss of payments, unmet promises and discontinuation of previous services. This operation typically involves abrupt changes in terms, withdrawal of prior-contract protections such as data protection, threats or evasive responses when customers seek refunds or support by dragging customers with uncertainty beyond the charge-back period.
I signed up for the VPS deal, but after a different Velox Media business took over, my server went dark for days and they stopped honouring my previous service - I got veloxed.
veloxed by FreeBSD January 28, 2026
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Velocedouche  

An insult derived from the italian word 'veloce' meaning fast and douche.
velocedouche is a very cool word coined by myself
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Veloxesual

An individual who feels and shares strong love about Velox.
Bro, I need to tell you this... I think I'm a veloxesual.
Veloxesual by iBabbles February 6, 2021

Veloxesual

An individual feeling or sharing great emotions of affection about Velox.
Bro, I think I'm veloxesual
Veloxesual by iBabbles February 6, 2021
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026