Ambien tweeting

Being racist (and ignorant) on Twitter (and in life) after ambien use

Roseanne: I am sorry I did not mean to be racist! I was tweeting under the influence of ambien.

Ambien CEO: Being racist is not a known side effect of ambien. Although, ambien tweeting is!

by TushT June 11, 2018

Quality Tweet

A tweet that's worth retweeting, favoriting, etc.

Did you see that quality tweet Max just posted? It got so many retweets!

by YoungNino0896 August 26, 2013

tweet nose

What you call someone with a very big nose.So big, it leans over to the left. In tweet's song, one of the lines goes "lean ooover to the left"

"James, your nose so big it lean over the left"

"You got that tweet nose"

by Uh-Oh Oreo June 28, 2004

Tweet-up

Basically a meet-up, but for cunts.

ass1:
@ass2 hey, u going to the DC tweet-up?

ass2:
@ass1 yeah boyyee!

by Rohaq March 12, 2009

Banger Tweet

RanbooLive

"yoo RanbooLive is a banger Tweet!"

by HerobrineKinnie420 October 11, 2020

Tweet Out

Promoting a product or URL you like on twitter. Instead of a shout out, it's a tweet out.

I asked my friend to give my new website a Tweet Out, so I could take advantage of his following on Twitter.

by MizJay June 4, 2009

Distraction Tweet

A tweet that you post that says you are doing one thing but really are doing something else to distract people you don't want to hang out with.

Nick: I hope Jesse isn't coming tonight? I know he hangs out with you a lot.

Angie: No, I posted a distraction tweet that said I was at the movies.

Matt:Bob keeps calling me to come to the party tonight

Alex:Dude, he's not invited

Matt: Okay, I'll post a distraction tweet that says I broke my leg and can't go out.

by astrodude February 21, 2010