by gary w March 24, 2008
Get the turked mug.The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.
by MrDoug October 16, 2006
Get the turded mug.To be Turked or also commonly known as being 'Turkey'd'. This phrase is common in the North West of England, specifically Manchester.
The phrase originates from the city's Bar} culture where a group of people, typically male work colleagues enter into purchasing alcoholic beverages on a round basis. each member of the group purchases a drink for each member of the party.
Being 'Turked' is where one member of the party consciously avoids entering into this practice and somehow consistently manages to avoid entering into payment for both their own drinks and those of the other members. This act is known as being Turked or the derivative Turkey’d
The phrase originates from the city's Bar} culture where a group of people, typically male work colleagues enter into purchasing alcoholic beverages on a round basis. each member of the group purchases a drink for each member of the party.
Being 'Turked' is where one member of the party consciously avoids entering into this practice and somehow consistently manages to avoid entering into payment for both their own drinks and those of the other members. This act is known as being Turked or the derivative Turkey’d
Drinker 1: Howcome I came out with £50, only had 5 drinks and now have no money left?
Drinker 2: Someone is doing a 'Turk' fella, you've been Turked!
Drinker 2: Someone is doing a 'Turk' fella, you've been Turked!
by Jack Roseby April 4, 2008
Get the Turked mug.1. To be called out at your place of residence by people with knives.
2. To go down on a girl vigorously in a way she would find uncomfortable.
2. To go down on a girl vigorously in a way she would find uncomfortable.
1. Brooks got turfed out by the brothers robrahn.
2. Kevin totally turfed out jenny's vag last night.
2. Kevin totally turfed out jenny's vag last night.
by Marilyn Monrofl December 30, 2008
Get the Turfed Out mug.A young beautiful woman who when i look at i feel like nothing else matters in the world. The girl that means the most to me in this entire world. A girl i consider not only my girlfriend but a person who knows me better than anyone else in this world. The girl who i am so deeply in love with. The girl that makes me want to wake up every morning. The girl that's worth doing anything and everything to get back.
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JB: yo Matt what happened to Turco
Matt: i fucked up dude i am an idiot but I'm willing to do anything to make it up to her and call her mine again.
Matt: i fucked up dude i am an idiot but I'm willing to do anything to make it up to her and call her mine again.
by mw92 April 26, 2010
Get the Turco mug.a old ugly hag which leaves his wifey whenever she needs him, he has a tic tac size non existent d!ck, a flop !!
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