Amber Turd

A phrase used when one takes a dump, poo, or poop. Also used vulgarity towards a narcissist or feminist.

“I really need to take an Amber Turd”

“That woman is such an amber turd”

by Petdragon June 4, 2022

Amber turd

Any abusive woman, any woman who would make false allegations of abuse.

I dated an amber turd once... it ended when she started throwing things at me.

by Cyclocrossbikes June 24, 2022

Squirtle On My Turtle

To release your squirtle on MY turtle

Last night you squirtle on my turtle so good

by hottiesonlyrichrdlongbigshlong May 24, 2021

Turbobrick

A turbocharged Volvo. Brick being what most older style Volvos resemble.

Look at that turbobrick go!

by JesusLovesVolvos August 12, 2005

playing yo-yo with a turd

When you have to shit so bad that you can feel a turd breaking the surface only for you to pull it back in, as if your ass is playing yo-yo with a shit.

Guy 1: Dude, we gotta stop soon.
Guy 2: Nah man, you can make it.
Guy 1: No, seriously. I've been playing yo-yo with a turd for the last ten miles. It's about time to walk the dog if you know what I'm saying.

by Nerples December 23, 2013

Amber turd

This vile creature likes to shit on beds and blame it on the dog. They also have a iconic line of "my dog stepped on a bee".

Amber turd shat on the bed.

by Yeetuslol456 May 23, 2022

Turban Dictionary

Urban Dictionary for the Sikh community.

"Hello Mr Singh, what are you up to tonight?"
"Hello Mr Kaur. I have to get a phrase published tonight at Turban Dictionary."
"Good luck with that. I hope it passes the Turban Dictionary Peer Review."
"Me too."

by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017