Transylvanian tortoise

Transylvanian tortoise (noun, friendly insult/light insult)
A person from Transylvania (ardelean) who is extremely slow in speech, decisions or actions – speaks slowly, stalls for time with "no, las' că...", "fain, da' stai nițel..." or prolonged "băi...", annoying those in a hurry around. Combines the stereotype of the calm and philosophical Transylvanian with the image of the tortoise (tortoise), the slowest but most steadfast animal.
(Approximate Romanian equivalent: "ardelean târâgănat" or "melc transilvănean".)
Approximate pronunciation: /træn.sɪlˈveɪ.ni.ən ˈtɔ r.təs/

Example usage in sentences (in English, to sound authentic):

"Hurry up, you Transylvanian tortoise! The movie starts in five minutes!"
"Stop explaining everything so slowly, don't be such a Transylvanian tortoise."You're driving like a Transylvanian tortoise – step on the gas!"

by Dreamyshark January 3, 2026

Transylvanian mosquito

The act of eating a girl out then biting her vagina hard enough to draw blood that you keep inside your mouth, after which she proceeds to give you head and repeat the process, ending the sexual encounter with a kiss, thus transferring the blood in each other's mouths.

Boy: "Care to engage in a consensual Transylvanian mosquito, my fair maiden?"
Girl: "Why the fuck are you dressed up as Dracula?"

by Insightfulfrog96 January 5, 2026

Double Tripsy

a date including two males and two females. of which the dates switch halfway through. so if your date sucks really bad, you have a chance to at least make it halfway decent.

Adam and Eve are a date and Joseph and mary are a date. halfway through, Joseph and Adam switch so that Joseph and Eve are a date, and Adam and Mary are a date. hence Double Tripsy

by Threddy-g November 9, 2011

Nd_trappy

This person thinks Their a badman and thinks the are hard to get

She thinks she is so hard she must have her name as Nd_trappy

by BoltTylxxfuc January 5, 2021

The Transylvanian Toothpick

Whenever a male proceeds to place a piece of string/hemp wick inside of their urethra.

The unethical form of punishment in which one is subject to a foreign object right up the urethra. I mean right up there man.

Vlad the Impaler was a common user of the Transylvanian Toothpick. Ouch.

by Medidichi April 1, 2021

Dust Traps

Can be used to describe a single female (Dust Trap)or a group of females (Dust Traps) who sleep around a lot and play with mens hearts.
popularised by a master of women, Mr Sheen.

Example 1:
Son: Dad, there was a man in mommy’s bedroom yesterday when you were at work and i walked in on them wrestling with their clothes off.

Dad: i knew i shouldn’t have married her she’s a proper dust trap.
Example 2:
Friend 1: Those girls over there look nice let’s go talk to them.
Friend 2: Nah i know them their all proper dust traps.

by CafeTeamMember2 February 2, 2022

itd trappy

A savage roadman that lives on the street in London doing illegal actions

Ayo fam! Itd Trappy just pulled out a gun on Tommys gyal!

by KYAhmayrem April 6, 2022