Go play with traffic

something you say to someone who has made an embarrasing/silly comment

sarah - lets go feed the hens

peter - no, go play with traffic

by grogsy September 13, 2006

traf

The inverse of a fart, traf is fart spelled backwards. It means to suck air or other substance back up into the anal cavity.

I dropped trou and traffed up the jiz off the floor at the adult bookstore.

by Baesjian January 24, 2011

Traffic

A busy place with large amounts of people, (used in place of "busy", and in this sense not referring to vehicle congestion )

Man mcd's was so traffic today, i was boxed in and had to wait 20min in the drive through!
yeah we did go to see the movie last night, but the theatre was so traffic we left and got coffee instead.

by macspice May 23, 2011

Traffic smack

Masturbating while in heavy traffic because you are so bored there is nothing else to do.

Guy1: Man were you in that traffic jam yesterday?
Guy2: Ya, that was horrible. I was so bored I had myself a traffic smack.

by hobo2000 August 4, 2007

L.A. Traffic Jam

The act of having so many penises inserted into the vagina and or anus to the point that they are stuck. often restulting in death

dude did you hear about those five people who died from an L.A. Traffic Jam

by ttorriand October 14, 2009

traffic breath

The horrible, rancid taste that lodges itself in your mouth after working outside in traffic all day. It comes from all the exhaust that's inhaled all day long, which results in a nasty smell when you talk. Can only be beat with a toothbrush, strong gum or Altoids.

Oh man, riding around in between these buses has given me some nasty traffic breath!

by Ivo M. Vermeulen July 22, 2008

traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010