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Meaning selfish or very self centred. Has no feeling for anyone but themselves.
Also can mean when some one is punched or kicked in the testicales
Paris Hilton she is traff. U seen all the stuff she's got
Traff by Nickooooo July 3, 2006
Words you can keep
the traff is a sect of religion following the lord traff who ascended from heaven onto earth where he turned himself into a form of a spider and climbed mount everest in the year 1842.
that kid is soo traff.

aka godlike
traff by 97rradfordkirby June 27, 2011
noun
1)A crazy or insanely humerous person.
2)Someone with a great sense of humor
3)A person who makes up words.
4)Non college ruled paper.
Lol that girl is such a traff, she always cracks me up!

That ass tried to give me a piece of traff! The teacher counted off for using noncollege ruled paper!
traff by Daniel November 14, 2004
Means a very handsome man who is packing at least 12 inches.
"Bro that dude is such a traff, wish i was him..."
traff by awdawdawdawdawdawdawd22 August 23, 2023
The reverse of farting; sucking air into your butthole
I just Traffed
Traff by ewsk_ August 24, 2023

Taffanaut 

Person born in Wales (UK) who has travelled into space by any means.
Where the definition of space is 62 miles or 100Km vertically from sea level.
Taffanaut was born in Wales and went to space.
Taffanaut by Huusk May 30, 2013

Traffic Calming Measure 

This is something that happens in supermarkets; a two-seater with a trolley is wandering slowly and aimlessly down the aisles with a queue of other customers behind them. They seem apathetic and prepared to tolerate the slow progress, none of them apparently capable of saying “Excuse me” or “Can I just get by” or even “Get out of the way you fat, useless lump of shit!”
See also red rover, Traffic Jam, Road Block.
I went to the supermarket to pick up some food but didn’t bother, the place was full of traffic calming measures.
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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