Titnotized

When a fine as fuck girl has you hypnotized by her breasts.

Damn girl, I can't look away, you got me titnotized!

by Icy Wyte January 5, 2018

Titonsters

massive breasts

DAYYUM lookit the titonsters on jessica alba

by aasfhk March 1, 2009

Tither

Prounounciation: Ti - thurr/Ti-thurred

A state of anger that is off the charts, yet manifests quite subtly. The state of being "Tithered" is usually the result of being so enraged, you cannot adequately express it verbally or physically passed stating that you are tithered.

When I asked my ex-girlfriend why she blew him, she told me he knew how to do it better. How do you, as a guy, make a blowjob better for for a girl, than if she gave it to some other guy? I was right tithered.

by discojoe May 26, 2011

stoner tithe

The amount of time spent doing absurd, inappropriate or weed related things (as opposed to fun/cool activities) because one is high.

Baked fella: "D00d, I have to rewrite this Wikipedia entry on nurse sharks; it's full of passive voice!!!"

His pal: "Man, you've given that arcticle a more than acceptable stoner tithe."

by Maxwelldanger December 29, 2010

The old titcomb

First mentioned by Conan O'brien on April 8, 2011.

A perverted sexual act performed by President Obama's close friend Bobby Titcomb on several Honolulu prostitutes.

Titcomb would smack his erect penis off the prostitutes breasts while ejaculating.

"He gave her the old titcomb"

"Is 50$ enough for the old titcomb?"

"Tracy Morgan gave a bunch of girls the old titcomb just after he appeared high on cocaine on Conan O'brien April, 5, 2011".

by JCmcgill April 26, 2011

Titboy

A child who acts like a complete TIT

Look at little Johnny over there, he's such a titboy

by Jervis Daniels October 25, 2009

tito ortiz

a mexican american MMA fighter with cool attitude and killer KO´s

Do you think Tito Ortiz will kick Frank Shamrock in their rematch?

Of course, he is younger, in better condition, appears to train and is a bad dude

by carlos aguilera May 14, 2008