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tattoo apprentice

The bitch of the tattoo shop. The person who answers phones, costantly does bitch work, cleans up after everyone including theirselves and gets paid $0. A tattoo apprentice can be male or female, either way you're still a bitch, & expected to be at the shop open to close every single day of operation. Tattoo apprenticeships can be short, or they can be long. They can last a year, or 10 years, or however long your mentor feels like you need, to become a suitable tattoo artist. Through and around all of the bitch work you will learn the fine art of tattooing. When your apprenticeship is complete, you will have earned the title of being a real "tattoo artist" & you will be among the coolest people in the world, besides hair stylists, which are at the top of top cool list.
I'm tired of answering the phones, & cleaning, we need a tattoo apprentice.
by Youalreadyknowthetruth April 21, 2015
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mushroom tatoo

The mark left by slapping someone across the face with one's flaccid penis. Using an erect penis does not count.
"My yoon left a nice mushroom tatoo on his cheek."
by back iker August 27, 2005
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tartooga

yo, i bought a z, lets smoke a tartooga
by s4e2a0n November 3, 2006
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Tattoo Shirt

1. When someone has so many tattoos on there chest, back, and arms that it appears they are wearing a shirt with random patterns instead of being topless.

2. A shirt with tattoo designs over it, a soft core/poser version of a real tat shirt
1. Did you see the drummer for that punk band? He had such a sweet Tattoo shirt! I think I saw a dragon!

2. There was this cool Tattoo shirt I saw at hot topic, I would have bought it but it was 35 bucks.
by soonmme May 16, 2009
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tattoo real estate

The non-inked parts of a heavily tattooed person's body. Bare skin that is a gold mine for tattoo artists.
Jen got another tattoo? Where? She's running out of tattoo real estate to put anymore ink on.
by Lo fo sho August 14, 2010
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tattoo

a thing you will regret in 4 years
tattoo
by real/name April 19, 2018
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sock tattoo

The marks that you get on your ankle when you wear socks for a long period of time.
when I took off my socks on the couch, i saw that i had a sock tattoo.
by mronion October 8, 2009
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