A play on the word OTP, meaning a crack ship that is shipped simply because of how ridiculous it is. The person who ships it is still as passionate as they would be about an OTP, but with a layer of irony.
“My favorite crack ship is Mordetwi. It started as a joke but now I’ve written 16 fanfics with just them as the focus.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
“That sounds more like a faux-tp.”
by Fortnite Baller April 7, 2023
Get the Faux-TPmug. Said to someone who is whining. TP stands for toilet paper. When you ask if someone's got enough TP or use the hashtag #GeT you are asking if someone needs more TP for comfort, for example to blow their nose or wipe their tears
John: You are always late, always always always and never on time
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?
by Sir Chivalry July 19, 2021
Get the #GeT Got enough TP?mug. " bro tp it was just a joke"
by kariahgzz March 2, 2023
Get the TPmug. toddler porn
Toddlers under the age of 5-6 years old doing sexual activity or having sex with other older people
Toddlers under the age of 5-6 years old doing sexual activity or having sex with other older people
by Hamdle April 4, 2023
Get the tpmug. by Stars00imsleepin April 1, 2017
Get the Tpmug. by fayfamous September 30, 2018
Get the Tpmug. When you are done making poopoo and you are ready to wipe your butthole, you stand up to wipe. Once done, you go to toss the TP in the toilet but accidentally miss. The poopy filled TP hits the victim’s foot in the stall next to you and you must make a crunch time decision to book it out of the bathroom or wait for them to leave before you. The key is not to get caught, or you will be in for some intense embarrassment, and maybe even lifetime if it is a coworker. (**Disclaimer: Inspired by true Events**)
Grappler: Dude, some shit just happened to me.
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
Big Easy: Go ahead...
Grappler: I was droppin a deuce staley, and I went for a Cornhole TP toss into the shitpot. My aim was off and it hit the side of the shitpot and bounced into the stall next to me. Unfortunately it landed right on the buhl’s foot next to me and it was covered in the brown. I didn’t even finish wiping or bother to flush, I legit booked it out of there and carried on with the day.
Big Easy: Donkey Boner
by Stoney69 November 29, 2019
Get the Cornhole TP Tossmug.