anal toaster

When you have a literal toaster in your ass.

Or, when you anally pound a bitch, the friction is so intense you warm dat as up.

Sandra: Jimmy offered me an anal toaster, I was so confused I had to try it.

Jimmy: Last night was so crazy, Sandra let me anal toaster dat ass.

by Griffdog55 March 18, 2016

zoaster the toaster

A nickname you give a girl named Zoey. But only if the girl is extremely awesome and has a sword.

I love Zoaster the Toaster. She totally killed me with her sword.

by mothalicka May 27, 2009

Stfu Toaster

It means stfu to a buffoon

toaster: im on the bus again
your mom: stfu toaster

by loliguts March 11, 2021

Toaster Strudel

The act of "finishing" or ejaculating on a female after intercourse, usually on the stomach, breasts or even the back. The man juices act as the icing in this situation.

"Do you see that girl over there? I totally strudelled her last weekend."

"Chris isn't that the girl you toaster strudelled this morning?"

by Mattys4 September 4, 2016

Toaster Struedal

A Shit on the Chest with Cum Icing.

He gave her a Cleveland steamer? Nah man he one upped it and gave her a toaster Struedal!

by Matt2008 April 8, 2008

Toaster Mage

1) Likes toasted computers
2) Likes PIE
3) Likes randomness
4) Likes Spam programs
5) Naturally lazy
6) Hate's physical activity of any kind (who doesn't)
7) Has annoyingly Curly Hair
8) Invents days (eg Unhappy error 404 day 04/04/05)
9) Does not own a toaster
10) Uses the phrase "I see..." too much on msn

Someone says "Hello"
Toasty says "I see..."

by Fomar0153 April 5, 2005

toaster dick

When you put your weewee in the toaster

Mikey "Yo bro, i have toaster dick from last night."

Jeff "Damn bro, we went hard! Frat bros fo eva!"

by dilhoes June 15, 2018