Threesome

Something my sister wants to have but will never get.

STOP DEAR SISTER YOU WILL NOT HAVE A THREESOME

by Undertale Fan ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° July 3, 2021

florida threesome

Being attacked by a male alligator while having sex with a female alligator.

Typically lethal.
Typically occurs in Florida to a Florida Man.

Turns out the story of Jimmy Olson being caught in a Florida Threesome when Brutus didn't like him fucking his ladies every morning is a fake. Just check {Snopes for Zoo Employee Alligator.

by Thornbrier August 26, 2017

Threesome

Really good at hockey

Man of the match: Jarman - threesome

by Turdsturdsturds October 27, 2018

Infant Threesome

When your desperate to hook up with your baby momma, your kid is sleeping in your bed, and you still fuck.

We were so desperate the other night, we had an infant threesome. It’s cool though, she never woke up or even moved

by The C to the P January 3, 2019

Arkansas Threesome

A man, woman and dog having a sexual encounter.

Janice, Chris and their dog bullet had a Arkansas threesome.

by Pharris1 July 15, 2018

North American Threesome

When an American a Mexican and a Canadian have a threesome. For geographical accuracy Canadian on top American in the middle and the Mexican on bottom.

The other night I met a woman from Ottawa and a woman from Mexico City and they were interested in a North American Threesome

by Hvactree October 11, 2023

Lonely Threesome

When you are supposed to be having a hot threesome but the other two participants are giving you zero attention whilst humping at each other like no tomorrow

Dude, even if somehow you finally managed to get Kirsty and Stacey into bed at the same time, it'd be a lonely threesome for you mate.

by Charlocharlo December 23, 2023