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swallop

This is a portmanteau word meaning a dollop of swill; it refers to maybe-edible substances in institutional food such as entrees served in school cafeterias or military messes. The word is all the more delicious for being said out loud in company, since it contains in its sound the implication 'swallow'. If you're young and hungry, you'll eat it, despite appearances.
Swallop may be subcategorized: processed pork, eg spam, is swine swallop, fish sticks are cod swallop, meat loaf is moo swallop. Reconstituted potatoes or eggs, warm congealed cereal, stew, mystery meat, and other such offerings merely are swallop.
by Asymphototropic December 9, 2008
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swalloma

Just like ligma. Swallow my nuTz
Have you heard of swalloma? What’s swallowma? Swallowma NuTz BitCH
by Yourdad234 October 24, 2018
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Sword swallower

A sword swallower is an amazingly talented person (preferably a beautiful lady) that can insert the male penis into their mouth and so far down their throat that u can see it buldging out their neck.

When a lady sits on her knees between a guys legs both facing the same direction and the lady tilts her head all the way back. Then the man takes his hard cock sword and inserts it down her throat.

Atleast 7 inches of hard dick sword buldging out a womans throat right down to her collar bone.

Thus Sword meaning cock
And Swallowing meaning right down throat
I dropped to my knees and commanded him to spread'em while I arched my back and tilted my neck back wards then I took his sword into my mouth and began swallowing it...whole....repetitively...

He gasped at the sight of my neck bulgding out with the insertion of his sword down my throat..

"WoW. You are a Sword Swallower" he gasped
by Sass Farreal May 6, 2014
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Swollen Members

The only listenable rap group in the world, so they make up for the fact that they are Canadian.
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get swoll

Bruh, we're goin' get swoll this afternoon.
by Jaxx Daxter March 9, 2011
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swoll

The term used by a collegiate Caucasian human resources student assistant to claim a place within the ranks of human kind and failing to do so. Studies have shown that nobody with an IQ above 55 has actually ever used the word.
Megan thought she was swoll and decided to pose like the Hulk; complete fail.
by The Talented Mr. H August 30, 2012
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sucks and swallows

Someone who is easy going or who has tact: they accept whatever comes their way even if they don't like it and can play it off well.
That girl was just called a bitch and didn't do anything bout it. She may suck but at least she swallows too.
by Sushi April 18, 2005
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