Adult Swim

Block of Cartoons for the older crowd.

Was much much Better when they just had the old people getting into the pool as bumps instead of nonsensical BS that nobody feels like reading.

by T December 7, 2004

swim the Tiber

To convert to Roman Catholicism. Used chiefly by Anglo-Catholics and other English-speaking former Protestants.

Realizing that I was no longer afraid of the funny outfits and that I would just be a White Anglo-Saxon Papist, I decided to swim the Tiber.

by Guthlac A July 10, 2010

swim with the fishes

action in accordance with some specified standard or authority, typically that of "The Man"; ie - conforming.

swim with the fishes? I rather be a bitch, nitch!

by MC Taboo October 20, 2006

Toyam Swim

Jacking off in the swimming pool, ocean, lake, or any body of water for that matter. Particularly immoral when doing so during a ritual bathing ceremony (i.e. while in the mikvah.)

Ben's parents recently got a pool in their backyard. They told him no peeing, but they never said anything about Toyam Swims.

by BV69BV August 24, 2017

Swim walkers

When two or more friends who are meant to be lane swimming actually chat so much may as well be walking.

Woman 1 "Did you have a good swim at the pool today?"
Woman 2 "No, the pool was totally full of swim walkers blocking my way, why don't those swim walkers just go for a coffee if all they want to do is talk!"

by Mez1 November 22, 2011

swimming girl

A girl who is hot, skinny, sexy and has a great body. Attracts boys left right and center. Amazing at everything, has a good attitude and is one of the nicest people you will ever meet. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH WATERPOLO GIRLS!

Guy 1: Bro, is your girlfriend a swimming girl?

Guy 2: Ofcourse!
Guy 1: Luckyyyy!!
Guy 2: I wouldn't go for anything else.

by Swimgirl#1 September 16, 2019

magic swimming

That act of swimming while stoned or under the influence of cannabis

Mate I went magic swimming after smoking some gelato and it felt amazing

by Xylevan January 31, 2023