SBILF

Derived from the popular abreviated word M.I.L.F.

Still born i'd like to fuck.

A person who enjoys pulling a bluey straight out of womans orifice and filling its unformed void with a custard sword.

Prononced - sb-ilf

Tezza - I love a warm bloody sbilf in morning. No better way, t'start day

by ThinkTree June 17, 2009

Taylor Swift

A perfect human. Like, actually perfect. There is no other way to describe this woman

Taylor Swift is perfect

Taylor Swift is a legend
Stream Lover By Taylor Swift

by cruel Summer stand September 8, 2019

Taylor Swift

A prime example of how looks can get you anywhere in America. Despite her rat like features, our nation has fallen absolutely head over heels in love with Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift is one of the worst singers to ever come out of country music. Her songs were good when she first came out but then they got old, repetitive, and most of them are just stupid with little to no real meaning, other then her bad experience with a boy. I expected a little bit of a different sound in her new album now that shes hit 21, but Taylor Swift is a 8 year old in an 21 year old body. If you hate on Taylor Swift in public you are asking for a death wish because even your best of friends will hate you. Taylor Swift is most famous for being interrupted by Kanye West at the VMAs. She road that gravy train to ultimate stardom and wrote a stupid song about the experience called Innocence.

Jennifer: "I mean yeah maybe Taylor Swift has a good personality, but she's a horrible singer.."

Jennifers best friend: "Don't ever f-ing talk about Taylor Swift like that again, you're obviously jeal..."

by April Bee December 19, 2010

STILF

An acronym fort the phrase "Student Teacher I'd Love to Fuck".

"Man, Mrs. Johnson was a STILF!"

"She's heka fine."

by AlexG. March 10, 2009

swelfie

A swole selfie.

John Michael just took a post workout swelfie.

by Johnmichael476 December 9, 2013

Taylor Swiffer

Term for a person so obsessed with country singer Taylor Swift that he/she picks up everything that has to do with her (i.e. CDs, posters, clothing), like a Swiffer Sweeper does dirt.

"Wow, Emily is such a Taylor Swiffer. She just plunked down two hundred for a cardboard cutout of Taylor."

by Kayls Colgate October 30, 2009

Swiftcraft

Taylor Swift witchcraft
The practice of witchcraft incorporated with Taylor Swift music, concert confetti, eras color magic, lyric affirmations, midnight manifestations, willow dance rituals, and moonstone usage. People who practice Swiftcraft do not worship Taylor Swift and may worship any deity they wish but they use her lyrics to guide them in life.

I joined a Swiftcraft coven.

I practice Swiftcraft.

by Secret City Witch August 21, 2023