Spork

A person who is lame, boring, dull, slow, or stupid

Quit being such a fucking spork man!

by Ms Boss lady May 28, 2018

sporange

When an fruit appears inside another fruit. Duh! :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Look! A sporange!

by I_am_awsome!!! February 20, 2019

Shportzing

The act of shouting very unuseful motivational lines at sportspeople killing themselves while yourself lazing with maximum level hedonism.

Chilling in the park enjoying a frosty bev in the shade. See’s runners struggling along in the summer heat. Shouts: “Guys, you know, if you run a little faster you’ll get there sooner!”

Just chillin, shportzing...

by nameismatt July 26, 2019

sporkclique

Dio, a cosplayer on tiktok and instagram, one of the hottest and most talented users.

Sporkclique is so cool! I love his cosplays so much

by Gabbsters25 November 25, 2019

Spork

A person who is online on instagram past 1:30am is a Spork.

A nickname given to the actor Scott Folan due to his being active past 1:30am. Scott "Spork" Folan is an actor who was cast as Jeremy Heere in the 2020 production of the hit broadway musical 'Be More Chill' in London.

Go to bed you Spork.
Spork Folan plays the character of Jeremy really well.

by SporkSporkSporky December 28, 2019

Sporf

A high quality instrument of food consumption consisting of the unholy offspring between a spork and a knife. The Sporf has a knife , a fork , and a spoon part. the sporf is sometimes described as the CRISPR modified Spork

Bro, check out dat Sporf! I can eat chicken, den soup, den steak, wit one uutensil.

by SporfLord March 2, 2020

Sporking

The act of fucking while spooning

damn girl you and mark were sporking last night

by breiack October 8, 2020