Summertwo

When your significant other takes an exceptionally long time, like a full season, to get ready or finish whatever they are doing.

Adding at least two hours to any given time.

"I'll meet you at the pub in a summertwo."

"It will take me at least 30 minutes and a summertwo."

by Mad the Madnificent June 16, 2022

beginless summer

(noun) a summer characterized by unusually cold temperatures and high levels of precipitation. See also: Portland, Oregon 2010

Portland, Oregon 2010 = beginless summer

by KCPDX June 13, 2010

Mr Summerton

CUNT CUNT CUNT FUCKING CUNT.

Oh you have Mr Summerton he's such a CUNT

by Pissed off bald kid January 24, 2017

Norman summerton

A normal grandad-type pig who also eats "frenchy fries" and wears "titty-cups".

I went round for tea and dude was full on norman summerton!

by Brain bird January 28, 2022

Black Summer

Black Summer is your typical "think's she is black" girl but looks fully white. She makes her whole personality about being black but in reality has 5% black in her and is pale as a ghost.

That person is definitely a Black Summer.

by uncensored black dog April 28, 2022

genshin summer cult

a group of people who have a genshin character on a beach with summer themed stuff as a profile picture mostly seen on tiktok,they started this to find new friends.

they are extremely non toxic and have sent messages to eachother to remind eachother they are loved.

“i just joined the genshin summer cult and i got such a nice text from a mutual!”

by I SHALL PROVIDE THE DEFINITION August 8, 2023

end of summer

The last 2-3 weeks of summer when students realize school will be starting soon and begin summer reading homework.

It's the end of summer and I can feel the freedom melting away.

During the end of the summer, students are frequently taunted by store signs announcing the back-to -school season.

It's the end of summer. I'm dreading schedule pick-up day.

by bastness July 25, 2016