squawkometer

Any noisy alarm-device that produces an ear-piercing and/or highly-irritating noise every time it detects anything amiss. Can also loosely refer to the hair-trigger wrongness-detecting consciousness of an overly-zealous/sensitive person who vociferously protests anything and everything that he deems inappropriate, unfair, dangerous, unsanitary, etc.

Howard Hughes was infamous for his irrational behavior and assorted phobias; one of his most notorious disorders was his overactive squawkometer regarding germs.

by QuacksO January 1, 2019

SquawkBox

Someone who constantly yaps and gossips about others in an annoying and aggressive manor, usually desperate for attention.

That kid Ernest is such a squawkbox, always gossiping about others to get attention.

by wisduckson June 7, 2022

Squawky Cocky

The noise exerted from the tip of a penis during vicious bowel movements. (Also a nickname for Joseph)

Joseph is acting squawky cocky today.

by Cocktails in winter June 12, 2022

Squawks Cocks

Only applicable to NRHS students dedicated to supporting the Squawks Cocks foundation. To join you must trash and bully JP Media on any of his public profiles and graffitiing the public bathrooms with whatever hate speech you prefer. How ever these steps are optional. The standard for each member is to be between the ages of 14 to 17
(keep in mind to avoid Dylan Mackinnon while being in between these ages) A necessary step is to purchase a sex toy from a nearby pleasures and treasures shop and it is mandatory to place this toy on Mr. Foleys desk extra points if it is used or over 10 inches. If done correctly Mr. Foley WILL crash out and take the other bathroom walls, Extra points if Mr. Foley quits his job; one last task is to lock the supervisor Mimberly in the tranny bathroom indefinably this makes you a proud squawk's cock's member

I'm awfully proud to be a Squawks Cocks member even if Mr. Foley is crashing out

by JackPentonsStinkDungHole February 25, 2025

Squawkrates

Da ancient Greek philosopher who was always loudly protesting each and every injustice.

If Squawkrates had been able to influence more people towards positive political/social progress, da world might be a better place today.

by QuacksO0 May 17, 2025

Mega squawker 2000

It’s a rare green bird also mistakenly taken as a caterpillar or worm.

Wow what kind of caterpillar is it?

Oh it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

by Such swanky June 11, 2018

Mega squawker 2000

A bird that is mistakenly taken for a caterpillar or worm

Him: wow! What kind of caterpillar is that?
Her: it’s actually a bird called the mega squawker 2000

by Such swanky June 11, 2018