spoon

Absolute spaz, has got it all wrong, generally useless in every way shape or form.

SHRIP, and eeeerrrrrmmmmm........ye just shrip really.

by chris davis April 5, 2003

Spooning

everything that is good, great, fine, off the chain.

"That booty is spooning bitach"

by Spooningbiatch October 13, 2008

spooning sleep

Occurs after sexual intercourse when a man leaves his dick inside a woman vagina all night long while the two are sleeping.

After several hours of fucking in the love shack Chad and Keirsten got tired & decided to try spooning sleep for the rest of the night !

by JDawg 316 April 21, 2016

poop spoon

a spoon for poop only use for extreme amounts of poop

yo bro can i borrow your poop spoon.

by Poop spoon man February 8, 2019

dirty spoon

When a dirty, coffee stained spoon is left outside of a room to indicate that aggressive penetrative anal sex is being performed inside.

We better not go in there. Ben has left a dirty spoon outside the door.

by Dirty_Spoon June 15, 2016

spoon the mustard

A person who uses the opposite sexes bathroom.

You look like you are the type of guy who likes to spoon the mustard

by The mustard spooner May 19, 2016

How to spoon

Dick hard on the butt, titty in my hand, kiss ya neck.. HELL YEA

How to spoon

by Burn the Jews March 10, 2018