spoff

a person who would not go on a school trip because "every day counts" or the type of person to remind the teacher of homework.

1: did you hear that *insert name* said that they're going to move down to the lowest year groups for people with disabilities just because they got lower than *insert name*?

2: yeah, hes such a spoff!

by iliketoeat5chunkypotatoesaday July 25, 2023

Spon-e-Jack

Spontaneous Ejactulation typically discharging out of an erect male penis while being thrust in a tight wet hole.

Holy Shit Kat, that guy spon-e-jacked all over my anus.

by Downatfragglerock June 6, 2023

sponballevabfnissfindaljbildapelskärtrigdheimkaredalenrykenebloslauknivådirektsfjordäppel

Another word for spontaneous.

Bob: "Well, Tiffany. Might I say you look quite sponballevabfnissfindaljbildapelskärtrigdheimkaredalenrykenebloslauknivådirektsfjordäppel today."
Tiffany: "Get away from me."

"You look very sponballevabfnissfindaljbildapelskärtrigdheimkaredalenrykenebloslauknivådirektsfjordäppel today."

by hängariussivtrullanespaltkrosa August 27, 2024

Spondrephobia

To be afraid of sponsors.

Harry was struck with Spondrephobia after he was given a sponsor, which had scared him very much.

by Brandon Hart October 28, 2023

spinflation

when something increases in size when it spins - i.e. a dress that goes out when you twirl. tires work with reverse spinflation.

that is a spinflation dress

by we make useful shit up November 2, 2023

sonfucker

someone who has run out of things to fuck

Oh my god is that Jay? Gettyo suhn outta here he's a sonfucker.

by SadGlobularWizard May 28, 2024

sponchy

A slimy, yet firm feeling. Like frogspawn

"Man, I think my grapes have gone bad. They're feeling kinda sponchy"

by Cray_Zee February 22, 2024