Male friend: She hocked a sploogie at me and now it is in my hair.
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween
Other friend: I can clean it, I am used to cleaning my hair after the sploogie boogie on Halloween
by Craigcraiginington November 18, 2020
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Similar to a family tree, but populated with one’s sexual conquests rather than relatives. It is commonly depicted by a phallus representing the trunk, testicles for the roots, and globs of splooge shot from the tip for the foliage (conquests).
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
(Also known as a “Spooge Tree” or “Fuck Tree”)
Abe painted a mural of his splooge tree on the wall, and the damn thing looks like an overgrown weeping willow.
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"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"
"I just f*cked some chick in the bathroom and splooged all over the floor!"
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Get the Splooge mug.Somebody who's personality eradicates a sploosh in a woman. Typically, a super hot guy who has a terrible personality, and thus turns any randy woman into the Gobi desert.
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