Basement Spartan

1: To be wrapped up in a blanket with two of the corners pinned together so as to create a cloak for the purpose of warmth.

2: The poor man's Snuggie.

"My heater went out so I went Basement Spartan to keep warm."

by Sailor Phantom February 22, 2010

Spartan Laser

A sexual role playing game where participants dress as Halo characters. Male participants (dressed as Spartans) are punched in the prostate to induce internal bleeding, then ejaculate blood onto the other participants and yell, "Lasa LASAAAAH!!!"

"I got a head shot with my Spartan Laser last night... she's blind now."

by John 117 October 10, 2007

unknown spartan

The Unknown Spartan is the most powerful spartan in the halo world. during the fall of reach the unknown spartan hijacked a covenant ship and took off to earth..now he is fighting the covenant.

The Unknown Spartan will kill all the covenant

by Jack February 14, 2005

Smert

Attempting to be smart, but failing terribly.

I wrote an essay yesterday, only to end up being more smert then smart.

by Bazimon April 24, 2014

Sparta, NJ

A town in North West New Jersey that for some reason everyone hates. They think that everyone is rich and gets high everyday of their lives. Not everyone is rich! Sure people go to panera to socialize and watch movies and get some food, but usually not to get high or drunk or whatever. Lake Mohawk contrary to popular belief is not a sewage pit, but a clean lake filled with a variety of fish and wildlife. Wear people like to have fun and go on their boats. People wear short shorts and whatever, but look at every other town girls are wearing shorts up their butts too. Sparta has tons of great kids that almost always go to college right out of high school. It's a great place to grow up in and is very peaceful without violence and crime.

Sparta, NJ is one of the nicest places you can visit with great food and friendly people.

by ninjaturtlebabe July 11, 2011

Spart

Sports that require artistic excellence, not just athletic ability. Often not considered sports because the are judged on art and not physical skills, sparts require artistic ability, and are judged. You cannot objectively say who is the best at any particular spart, rather who's form you like most. Often people can be very good at sports, but not at sparts as they lack the ability for the fine motor movements involved. Same with those who are good at sparts, they lack the speed or raw strength involved in many sports.

The word is based off of a combination of art and sport, because they are artsy sports. Judged on artistic quality and not physical ability.

Julie: Marching band is definately a sport.
Bob: Really, It's more of a spart. It's got this artsy thing going.

by jordanaustino October 13, 2010

spartan wingman

A friend who is in the Spartan army of Greece. He talks to hot women for you and he gets you laid because he is a complete badass. Now especially because of the movie 300.

"Dammit Budosh, that Spartan wingman of yours got you laid so bad! You know it's only cause King Leonidas is such an apple-eatin' bad-ass!"

by Neil Biddish March 15, 2007