Mom's spaghetti

is better than
Dad's ravioli
Grandma's ginocchi
Girlfriend's tortellini
Grandpa's rigatoni

You better lose yourself in ya mom's spaghetti
It's ready
You better never let it go
You only get one spaghetti, do not miss your chance to blow
'Cause spaghetti comes once in a lifetime, yo 🍝

by hotearlgrey June 10, 2021

spaghetti kick

The act of appearing to Roundhouse Kick a combatant, while in actuality missing their head with your foot entirely, instead opting to bluntly strike your opponent in the face with ones excessively large dong on the follow through

“yo stfu or ill spaghetti kick the shit outta you”
“With that tiny ass weenor ya got? Yeah, ok”

by Hans P. Dingleberry M.D May 27, 2021

zac spaghetti

i vape yes haha i am cool i also beat my 78 inch penis to gay grandpa porn. also wannabe nigger

hey look its a wild zac spaghetti (bonicci)

by asianpotnoodle April 2, 2019

spaghetti math

Math so easy and 'thin' even the babies slurping up the metaphorical spaghetti can comprehend it. just like they can eat the spaghetti. because its easy as fuck to digest.
examples of this include: Further math and any math below 10th grade level.

Person 1 "I got 90% on my last test!" Person 2 "yeah but you do spaghetti math"

by School wizzard March 22, 2017

spaghetti mouth

Spaghetti Mouth is when you talk really loud because you have no respect for people when they are sleeping

Ermahgod Abi! You are so rude!! I was trying to take a nap.. You have a bad case of spaghetti mouth!

by Rizzles November 14, 2013

Spaghetti Arms

A person with thin flabby arms that lacks muscle resembling cooked spaghetti. They also wave their hands while in conversation.

Glen was having a heated argument with Bob over a road rage incident, Bob got upset Glen was flailing his spaghetti arms around and Bob body slammed Glen to the ground.

by Railfan22 February 11, 2023

Baked Spaghetti

An event or scenario that is absolutely guaranteed to happen

1.) Is uncle Ed making baked spaghetti again for the party?

- Of course

2.) Will the Blackhawks win the Stanley cup again this year?

- Baked spaghetti

by Morehungthanrobinwilliams May 11, 2015