sheldon

plankton, a dog, the cutest thing EVA, and an old man

Hey puppy boy! Cmere sheldon!
2) mwa hahaha i will destroy earth
you get back here kiddos!

by the repairman January 2, 2012

Shidass

1.(Noun) an extremely lazy/stupid/indifferent/unkempt person whose prime motivations are either sustenance or sleep-based.

2.(Verb) sub par in every way: "That 'classy' dinner party was real shidassed, we ate our Kraft mac and cheese off of the Hello Kitty Happy Birthday plates that WE brought."

1."That dude is the biggest shidass I have ever seen. The only words I have ever heard come out of his seemingly never closed mouth are 'Are you gonna eat that, hoss?'"

2. "That 'classy' dinner party was real shidassed, we ate our Kraft mac and cheese off of the Hello Kitty Happy Birthday plates that WE brought."

by SamsonTheEliminator May 11, 2010

Sheldon

A cheating bitch. That plain and simple.

“you see that guy over there ?”

“yeah that’s Sheldon .”

by yeah it’s true September 25, 2019

dirty sheldon

During a three way
When the other girl is sucking your dick, your girlfriend smacks her head against your dick until she pukes on you.

“Ew bro what is on your pants?”
“Shelby and this chick gave me a dirty Sheldon last night. Shit was crazy”

by CremOfSumYungGui May 28, 2019

Sheldon

A mythical creature with long magetical hair, always sought after by faggits who dont deserve it.

Wow that Sheldon is very magestical

by Tsuskin November 22, 2011

Shiddy-Fickle

Too damn shady/can't be trusted

Hey baby boy, be careful...ole girl shiddy-fickle, she play ya dude.

by Damien Aka ThundaKat August 28, 2003

Sheldon

the type of guy you find on a date with a girl your whole squad hit the week before. going out of his way to make himself more friendzone worthy then fuckable. the king of fuckbois

That girls boy is a total sheldon.

by AnonBanksy January 10, 2015