Shidass 

1.(Noun) an extremely lazy/stupid/indifferent/unkempt person whose prime motivations are either sustenance or sleep-based.

2.(Verb) sub par in every way: "That 'classy' dinner party was real shidassed, we ate our Kraft mac and cheese off of the Hello Kitty Happy Birthday plates that WE brought."

1."That dude is the biggest shidass I have ever seen. The only words I have ever heard come out of his seemingly never closed mouth are 'Are you gonna eat that, hoss?'"

2. "That 'classy' dinner party was real shidassed, we ate our Kraft mac and cheese off of the Hello Kitty Happy Birthday plates that WE brought."

Shidass by SamsonTheEliminator May 11, 2010

Shidass 

Shidass (shid-ASS) -interjection-: a combination of the english words "shit" and "ass". Describes really awful situations.

Awwww shidass... I gotta work at 3 in the morning tomorrow!

Shidass by AA AE OO July 11, 2009

shitass 

god himself

hey shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?

shitass by Approve My Definition UD :( November 7, 2020

hey shitass 

A godly being that emerged from the depths of the Nether. On occasion, he rises to the overworld and asserts his dominance over meek Minecraftians. Shitass holds many powers such as speed-bridging and invincibility. He is a force to reckon with. You do not want to cross paths with Shitass.

Common Minecraftian: Hey shitass wanna see me speed bridge? Now you try it. He's never going to do it. Bad. You're bad, you fuvking suck.
Shitass: *speed*
Common Minecraftian: *audible suffering*

hey shitass by frggerz October 23, 2020

shitasshat

One who causes, or nearly causes, an accident due to their preoccupation with their own little world due to masturbating, texting, sexting, or chewing gum while operating a motorized vehicle.

Damn, that shitasshat almost hit us!

shitasshat by Celvane July 26, 2011

shitass 

A person who needs to learn how to speed bridge.
Usually associated with death and obnoxiously loud microphones.

“Hey Shitass, wanna see me speed bridge?”
-Anonymous, famous last words

shitass by Thebirdman567 October 22, 2020

shitassed 

An adjective used to descirbe something or someone that is completely butt ugly or totally screwed up.

"Did you see that shitassed afghan that Lori received as a gift from her bloo haired Aunt GladAss?? The ugliest thing I ever saw....it was totally shitassed!"

shitassed by WitchyPOO April 6, 2004