sewer

to do harm to another person, especially in the context of their chances with a girl

"Can you believe he told her the story about the noodles? He completely sewered me!"

by nomorefun December 9, 2007

sewage canoeist

Male homosexual.

Stewart is a bit of a sewage canoeist.

by Ben October 31, 2006

Leaky Sewage Pipe

A disgusting sexual maneuver that consists of ejaculating inside of a girl's anus after she eats a spicy food. Because of the spicy food, she will likely have gas. She then farts, causing the semen to ooze out of her anus like a leaky pipe.

"Bro, I brought my girl to Taco Bell last night then gave her a leaky sewage pipe!"

by Swanson McJohnson April 15, 2009

sewer fish

a pile of human excrement left purposely in the toilet bowl for someone else to find

hey bro, while you werent home I broke into your house and left a mean sewer fish for you

by robert morgan July 22, 2007

sewer mouse

A used tampon, generally that which is found through plumbing work, but also can be found anywhere after discard.

I found a sewer mouse in our hiding spot in the park. Someone must have been earning their redwings.

by dadafari December 22, 2008

Sewing Club

"skipping" or "ditching" a class

"hey! lets go to sewing club during this class!"
"oh, i just had sewing club"

by all our names March 7, 2008

sewer job

To stick your penis in another person's ear and ejaculate in it.

My bitch wasn't listening to me, so I whipped it out, stuck it in her ear, and gave her a nice sewer job.

by Spatula City April 16, 2003