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Shemped

Tuning in to the Three Stooges, and getting Shemp instead of Curly, disappointment, getting ripped off, remourse. Shitty, cheap, crappy.
Dude one: "Wow this pizza sucks."
Dude two: "Yeah we got shemped."

Dude one: "I think I bought bag of oregano, this is not weed."
Dude two: "You fucktard, you got shemped."
by Dark Doom April 5, 2011
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Schemania

Schemania, your ass is flat as an ironing board.
by Yojflo October 24, 2011
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scheming with that Keenan

“scheming with that Keenan“

is used to reference taking part in illicit activities with a firearm. Scheming is short for scamming or hustling in a crooked fashion.
Keenan is slang for gun and sometimes specifically a Kalashnikov rifle or AK47 rifle, reason behind this is the word Keenan starts with K which is another slang term for the AK47.
Slime 1
“Hey slime where have you been all week “

Slime 2
“Man you know I was in the trap scheming with that Keenan”

Slime 1
“Word? Yea bro I feel it, I was riding around the trap servin in my Slab with that Keenan underneath me”
by KilogramSam October 5, 2020
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Schemey

Like a miniature scheme, only cooler

Plural form: schemies
Ross: Dude, where’ve you been the past month?

Linda: Sorry I’ve been MIA, I’ve been planning a new schemey.
by Heckyeabuddy January 24, 2023
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Jon Schemes

A Jon scheme is a scheme that is devised using little to no foresight. Generally these schemes are subversive and require much effort for minimal gain. The gain from these endeavors is generally of monetary value.
"Hey George, lets go to the grocery store and buy a bunch of potatoes then return them to the other grocery store where they are marked at a higher value." "oh you and your Jon schemes"
by Frank Dignard March 9, 2008
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rhyme schemantra

The Zen masters constructed all their sonnets with the same rhyme schemantra.
by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009
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Schemey

A ned. A person brought up on fast food and buckfast wine in a Scottish council scheame. The lowest of the low. Think shell suit, white flabby skin, bad hair and a sovvy ring.
She is one minging Schemey cow ba the way.
by www.tubgirl.com August 19, 2003
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