Sperm Curdler

Very ugly girl - so ugly she would curdle your sperm.

1st dude -"look at that sperm curdler over there - wouldn't touch that without serious beer goggles"
2nd dude -"Fuckin moose man - too right"

by street smeg May 06, 2005

sperm burper

a person who gargles and blows bubbles with semen after several men have ejaculated in that persons mouth

That slapper in that porno last night was a real sperm burper

by mr&mrsspennyboo April 14, 2009

Wasted Sperm

a completely useless good-for-nothing person

YOU WASTED SPERM!!!

by orangecow91 March 06, 2009

sperm bank

a females vagina

i made a deposit in her sperm bank.

by sweather catcher August 11, 2010

Sperm Whale

A guy who likes to skeet in hot tubs and swimming pools

Girl #1: Do not go into the hot tub after T. has been in it, he stealth masturbates under the bubbles

Girl #2: Ewww gross

Girl #1: Sperm whale alert!

by sarasplayroom.com April 04, 2010

sperm gulper

A person with the uncanny ability to swallow ridiculous amounts of sperm, with a fuckin smile on their god damned face.

"Lydia is a dirty sperm gulper."

by Peter Anthony Johsnon July 20, 2006

shrek sperm

when a man ejaculates in a woman's nostril and either out of a fit of joy or anger she snot rockets all over the man

Bethany was so pissed when Enrique came in her nose that she shrek spermed all over him.

by jonnn2 December 17, 2007