smack your melon

To "smack your melon" means to hit your head, or noggin on something hard enough to cause a negative physiological reaction, such as a concussion, any cut or abrasion on your scalp, seeing stars, or even just getting a noticeable headache thereafter. It is usually caused by an inadvertent or unexpected action, such as tripping and falling down, being the victim of a noggin knocker, hitting your head on the dashboard or steering wheel of a car during a crash, or even misjudging the height of a tree branch, or some other low-hanging object, and stupidly hitting your top knot against it while passing by.

Hillary proved that if you smack your melon, you will not have to testify, at least until you recover from the ensuing concussion.

by Trochilus June 8, 2014

smackaboo

Something a dumb lizard came up with

Sucking dick is smackaboo

by Litty Titties May 20, 2017

Smack a juul

: taking a huge fucking ripski of a juul.

#1 IM trynna skip class and smack a juul.

#2 Ay zap, I got this cucumber pod and I wanna smack the fuck outta ur juul.

by ushi666 November 9, 2017

smack beef

Smack beef is someone of lower economical background; with no job, no life goals and partakes in drug taking. Generally not nice people who are "off their heads" and smell like bad life decisions and body odour.

Have you seen Tom from school? Hes turned into a right smack beef.

by Lady Blacker May 28, 2019

Smacation

1. Social media vacation
2. A period of time an individual takes off social media to recharge and refocus on other important things or just to escape the pressure of the media.

1. Just took a Smacation to recharge my creative bars.
2. The pressure of being in the virtual space put a lot of strain on me! A Smacation was my best option

by Witnesswords July 2, 2020

smackbaggot

Some dude you hang out with that you can’t call your friend because they gossip and/or bitch about you behind your back to everyone, and you haven’t cut them off because they are sometimes useful to smoke you out when you are out.

Mom: “Hey are you going over to your friend’s house tonight after dinner?”

Teenager/manchild: “He’s not my friend, mom, he’s just a smackbaggot.”

by Smackbaggot October 16, 2020

smackdilious

When a food is so good that you have to smack on it.

"Ice cream is so smackdilious."

by Sparklemaxie July 8, 2022