shaft blasting

Ingesting drugs up the pee pee hole (penis required)

Shaft blasting is better than boofing.

by Shaft Blaster November 25, 2015

gagging shaft

Smoking cigarettes. Aka: drilling butts.

"I was gagging shaft on my lunch break when it suddenly started to rain"

by thethethe-uh July 19, 2014

Spicy shaft

Jacking off with hot sauce

My peepee really hurts. I think I have spicy shaft and spicy nuts

by JafarsMen March 19, 2018

stick shaft

When a car hookup is about to go down and someone opens the car looking for someone/something else and is encountered by two naked people about to do the do.

Alex: I was just going to find Mike and I opened his car door to find Jack and Ashley about to do the nasty. I just totally got stick shafted.

Jack: Alex, you're such a stick shaft.

by stickshaft March 19, 2014

smokin shaft

Simply another way of saying suckin dick.

Damn! Look at the lips on that one! I bet she loves smokin shaft

by warkrak February 25, 2011

quick-shaft

To get shafted quickly, and mercilessly.

"Dude, you said you'd be at my bar mitzvah last night and you didn't show up. You basicly gave me the quick-shaft."

by MidgetSlayer January 29, 2008

Mind-shaft

When a fellow chap uses his male genital organ to think, rather than his head.

"Look at you John!. She took half of your equitable estate, your kids, and the only thing she gave you is god damn squirrel AIDS, and hepatitis A through Z. Really naive!!! You should stop thinking with your mind-shaft and start using that big melon of yours!".

by John-0-notelb February 01, 2016