Crank shaft

To hit your driver in golf as far as humanly possible

I am about to crank shaft on this par 5

Crank shaft by Haunchy May 1, 2020

dick shaft 

Long part of a dick, or penis. The longer it is the deeper the blowjob. Long is good. Penis inlargments make your shaft bigger. Girls love em, get yo bitch to suck on it. Gets hard, especially during sex. Use it for sex.

Cum see my dick's shaft.

dick shaft by Razor July 7, 2003

Gettin' the Shaft 

The shaft is like that 'deer in the headlights' moment when you realize fate just anally fucked your moral and your trust in the world is momentarily annililated.

Ever been broken up by your girl via text message blaming you for her own shitty idea?

Ever been lagged out of a match because your /b/ cousin can't help but hold your bandwith hostage with his Skpe-obsessed girlfriend?

Ever been denied phone sex because "I already finished"?

You, my fellow villian, have been given the shaft.

1 New Message from "Katie<3"

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I think YOU are right I THINK we should break up...

Sweets be Gettin' the Shaft man...

Gettin' the Shaft by Sweet Joe XXX December 19, 2011

Zenon’s shaft 

Zenon’s shaft is the most powerful thing on earth I it can extinguish a white substance that is almost like acid. The holder is called Zenon, Don’t mess with Zenon and I mean it 😩😫🍆💦

o̤̮h̤̮ s̤̮*i̤̮t̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ Zenon’s shaft r̤̮ṳ̮n̤̮ b̤̮e̤̮f̤̮o̤̮r̤̮e̤̮ h̤̮e̤̮ s̤̮h̤̮o̤̮o̤̮t̤̮s̤̮ i̤̮t̤̮ a̤̮t̤̮ ṳ̮s̤̮

Zenon’s shaft by Sub to R3proTrevor October 13, 2019

Half-shaft 

A sexual manuever in which the male grips the base portion of the penis with a fist, allowing only the head of the unit to penetrate the vaginal cavity, at which point the individual removes the hand to surprise the unsuspecting female party with more the she originally bargained for.

She thought it was small, till i gave her the Half-shaft!

Half-shaft by iamhendog October 14, 2007

Mid-Shift Shaft 

When you become so unbearably horny at the sight of the beautiful new hostess (or anyone, for that matter), that you invite them into the freezer, linen closet, bathroom, etc, and fuck their brains out during the shift

She was lookin` hot, so I took her into the freezer and gave that girl some mid-shift shaft between the chicken and the creamer.

Mid-Shift Shaft by GreenEggsNGraham March 28, 2009

Sifting Shaft 

To sift a shaft is when a female gently strokes a mans rahter large and monstrous cock, she then begins to create more and more friction in an attempt to catch that sun of a bitches dick on fire. Then he blows a huge load of hot steamy cum all over her face he then grabs her book bag and sifts through her paper work with cum dripping off his large throbbing cock!!!!!

Sifting shaft is something drew will never have to deal with cause he deoesnt have one.

Sifting Shaft by CarneGrandeSandwhich January 10, 2009