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Midland runner

Midland runner
A particularly and extremely loose woman, a hoe, whore, a harlot, from Midland. A real nasty bitch that will fuck just about anyone, anywhere, anytime, anyway in Midland. No matter the number. One after another, or all at the same time, it doesn't really matter.
Guy 1: eh bro, you see that chick?

Guy 2: what about her?

Guy 1: Totally hooked up with her last night, big time regret.

Guy 2: Yeah she's a Midland runner. Surprised you didn't know that.
Midland runner by Dj Polygraph March 11, 2017

Uckidy Runner 

Guy that "runs his uck" on females
yo bro im about to go to a girl crib nbs
rd bro run ya uckidy
"uckidy runner"
Uckidy Runner by six7even November 3, 2022

kite runner 

1) A book by Kahled Hosseini about a man who confronts his past.
2) A verb meaning totally owned or dominated, refers to the rape scene where Hassan gets raped while Amir watches.
3) A verbal threat of violence
1) "The Kite Runners a good book but I found it to be rather Predictable"
2) "Oh man this kid just Kite Runnered me in Halo."
3) "If you don't shut up I'm Gonna go Kite Runner on your ass!"
kite runner by Lucitanas August 9, 2007

Wave Runner 

v. The act of thrusting one's face between a standing woman's legs in the vicinity of her vagina, and flapping one's lips while shaking the head side to side and making a "brrr" sound.
Did you see that short guy macking on the volleyball player? He wasn't up to the motorboat and went straight for the wave runner.
Wave Runner by The Wooll September 10, 2010

front runner 

a runner, usually a distance runner, who runs at the front of the pack and pushes the pace.
Steve Prefontaine was a front runner.
front runner by Seany Boii March 5, 2007

Kite Runner 

1. -Noun- A novel by the Afghan author Khaled Hosseini, now a film directed by Marc Forster based on the book of the same name.

2. -Verb- To ass rape

See also kr
1. Watching Kite Runner was highly disturbing. It made me squirm in my seat.

2. Hassan got kite runnered by Assef
Kite Runner by k-pow!!! October 12, 2008