Dirty Raphael

A dirty Raphael is when you get a footjob from your older teacher.

My teacher was fired for doing a dirty Raphael with her student in the janitors closet!

by Slag12345 March 29, 2023

Doubters Ralph

An expression used by someone who has heard someone say something that is not believable. Often uttered under one’s breath in disdain.

Person 1: I climbed Mount Everest yesterday
Person 2: Doubters Ralph (muttered under his breath)

by Cleopatra75 May 13, 2023

visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

friend of Ralph

Someone affiliated with the mob, generally a member or associate who does the dirty work.

If you want that guy gone, I can hook you up with a friend of Ralph who could do the job.

by glocksucker69 November 10, 2019

Medium Paced Ralph

When you go jerk off on the toilet then quickly turn around and cum in the toilet at school.

Guy 1: "I did a Medium Paced Ralph yesterday."
Guy 2: "What the hell?"

by Dog Ross June 7, 2023

Ralph's Dirty Surprise

While receiving oral sex, a male partner stimulates the other partner's uvula resulting in the partner giving oral sex to vomit on the male partner's erect penis. The male partner then inserts his soiled penis into the other partner's rectum using the vomit as anal lubrication.

I gave Sherry 'Ralph's Dirty Surprise' last night.

by Julie McChicken June 28, 2009

Ralph

A Russian spy ready to eat all your soy sauce. He'll come to your house and eat your dogs legs, and eat them with all the soy sauce you have. He says no to ketchup, and likes hippo meat.

Ralph hates dogs

by kwiggle October 4, 2019