Definitions by postmachoguy

visit Uncle Ralph 

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery [meat] from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

visit Uncle Ralph by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

ceramic defecatorium 

Ironic rendition of the phrase "brick shithouse".

Dude, she's built like a ceramic defecatorium.

ceramic defecatorium by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

screwed the pooch 

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.

When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.

screwed the pooch by postmachoguy January 3, 2009