screwed the pooch

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.
When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.
by postmachoguy January 03, 2009
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visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.
That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.
by postmachoguy January 20, 2009
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