visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.
That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.
by postmachoguy January 20, 2009
mugGet the visit Uncle Ralphmug.

screwed the pooch

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.
When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.
by postmachoguy January 03, 2009
mugGet the screwed the poochmug.