postmachoguy's definitions

visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

ceramic defecatorium

Ironic rendition of the phrase "brick shithouse".

Dude, she's built like a ceramic defecatorium.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

screwed the pooch

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.

When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.

by postmachoguy January 3, 2009