screwed the pooch

To commit a blatant heinously humiliating error.

When he got drunk and took on the ninja, he really screwed the pooch.

by postmachoguy January 03, 2009

visit Uncle Ralph

To noisily projectile vomit.

That mystery meat from the cafeteria was so bad, I had to visit Uncle Ralph.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009

ceramic defecatorium

Ironic rendition of the phrase "brick shithouse".

Dude, she's built like a ceramic defecatorium.

by postmachoguy January 20, 2009