A mysterious sexual position that is unknown by definition. No one really knows what it means, but its name lets the imagination run wild. Used primarily to one up a one upper, or just to shock and awe.

~"I gave the hooker the hitler's coat rack last night, it got intense."

~~"What the hell is a hitler's coat rack?!?"

~"If you have to ask, you can't afford it..."

Hitler's Coat Rack by cookiemonsterftw September 9, 2011

Gak-Rack

A women whose breasts have the same density and consistency of Nickelodeon's Gak products.

John decided never to call Tera again because he was not fond of her Gak-Rack.

Gak-Rack by tweakofnature January 20, 2010

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Magazine Rack

A male who holds onto issues and is not equipped to handle conflict. This type of person tends to jump to conclusions and will not give you the benefit of doubt. His need for acceptance is so high that he will overstep boundaries but will not own up to his wrong doing. The only way you can have a cordial dialogue with this type of person is to feed his ego.

Girl 1: Augh...I have a meeting with magazine rack.

Girl 2: Good luck, remember to call him by his name, and try to be nice to him or you will hurt his feelings, again.

Magazine Rack by Grasshopper77 July 16, 2018

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