Quarantine Depression

when your bored and stuck at home so you start thinking depressing thoughts

Man: yo, I think man 3 suffers from Quarantine Depression, he used to be jolly, but now he just feels depressed
Man 2: stfu and stay away from me. Quarantine, remember? Get out of my house and leave me alone till quarantine is over
Man: aha jokes on you I tested positive
Man 2: Jokes on you I was the one that gave it to you
Man: OH NO
man 2: OH YES
Man 3: wtf how did you get out of my basement??
Man: Quick! While hes distracted
Man 4: I thought we were talking about Quarantine Depression

by RetroBonez May 17, 2020

quarantine alcoholic

An individual on quarantine that stays drunk 24/7, to get through the retard restrictions from corona.

I’m so bored at home, I have become a quarantine alcoholic.

by El Wappo. May 19, 2020

QuaranTHIN

A self-discipline, a determination. A way of life to get thin, to lose weight.

More sex and less food in a quaranthin makes one lose weight fast.

by Brotha.best May 20, 2020

Quarantiktok

A TikTok made during the great quarantine of 2020

Did you see Jason Derulo’s quarantiktok where we broke his front teeth?

by TopNoodle May 21, 2020

Quarantine Papi

: A sugar daddy that provides food and a quarantine compound.

Daisy decided to hunker down with her Quarantine Papi.

by GOAL-OSO May 23, 2020

Quarantine Cumshot

A cumshot so powerful it travels 6 feet, allowing you to fuck your girl while maintaining social distancing. Never aim at the eyes, as it could blind someone for life.

Yo, yesterday me and my girlfriend were a little horny, so I gave her a quarantine cumshot. It was like a bullet dude, it flew so fast.

by SirSwankington June 1, 2020

Quarantine

A nightmare for extroverts

I am quarantined here.

by Qfwewwedfgrfb June 9, 2020