quacker

When one has to defecate but does not make it to the toilet in time and soils their pants.

Hey Eric remember that time you took a jump on your snowboard, with a a turtle-head, and shit yourself.- To pull a quacker.

by You wanted to fight me January 13, 2010

Quacker

Traditional - An evolved form of The Shocker. A quacker is when you apply the traditional shocker to a woman while watching Howard the Duck, eating Peeps marshmallow treats, and/or holding two pringles chips in your mouth to simulate the appearance of a duck.

Slang Usage - A quacker also applies to any molestation of female ducks including but not limited to a human male twisting his sausage into a counter-clockwise spiral in order to insert into a female ducks spiraled vagina.

Seriously, female ducks have spiraled vaginas…look it up.

Jeff – I heard you gave Mary a quacker last night!!
What did you do, eat some Peeps or make a BBQ Pringles duck-bill?!

Ted – Uhh….neither. Mary is my pet duck. I twisted my yank into a spiral and banged her duck vagina.

by Vernon Livingstone December 13, 2012

Quack!

Something you yell when a situation is overly cheesy or just plain stupid.

*cheesy,icky-romantic scene in Titanic* Quuuuuaaacckk!! This is the cheesiest bullshit I've ever seen!!!

* A dumb joke being popped in a stupid movie* Quack! That is so gay and not even funny.

by Quack quack! April 20, 2010

Quack

To be a weird, gross, ugly child. This person is usually described as being irritating and straight ugly.

Dylan, stop being such a quack.
Dylan, your annoying me, you’re a quack.

by Jco1015 November 11, 2018

Quack

Flatulence released from the anal cavity, which is powerful enough to project fecal matter at dangerous velocity onto the flatulator's undergarments. A strong wet fart. Otherwise know as a shart, these noisy explosions tend to have a distinct "quack" sound when released past the sphincter.

(ex 1) Shit ran down my thigh as a result of a disastrous quack.

(ex 2) Tony accidentally quacked while trying to light his fart, in this situation a basic joke had become oh so dangerous.

by iLOVEtwat May 22, 2010

Quack

A quacks is someone who is lame. loser or a nerd . You don’t want to be a quack.

instead of going out with everyone, she stayed in and acted like a quack.

by Khellie June 24, 2020

quackadeeznuts

Is a stupid b1tch.

You remind me of quackadeeznuts! they copied quackondeeznuts.

by avani.is.queen. September 20, 2021