turtle head

A distinct piece of feces pertruding out of a homosapiens rectum. The "piece" is slightly cone shaped and peeking out as would a common turtle from its shell.

Dude I gotta crap real bad, I got a turtle head!

by terd-dul hed October 26, 2003

turtle head

The tip of a turd that has opened your asshole just enough to peek out at the world.

I'm squeezing as hard as I can to hold it in, but I got a turtle head poking out.

by Mike April 12, 2004

turtle head

When you have to take a crap so bad that it starts inching its way out!!!

Wow that turtle head is really starting to touch cotton!!!!!

by Player Player March 19, 2003

Turtle Head

Usually a turd that is on its way out and you have not made it to a toilet.

OH, Man I've got to crap really bad. I have a turtle head licking/chewing cotton.

by Jerry Shaffer June 15, 2004

Turtle Head

When a piece a shit comes very slightly out of your ass then goes back in, resembling a turtle poking its' head out of its' shell.

Bro! When that cop tased me I swear I got a little turtle head!

by currybomb July 29, 2010

turtle head

when you have to poo and it is poking in and out of the anus

I really should go to the bathroom I have a turtle head poking!!!

by Blake0815 May 25, 2007

turtle head

A bowel movement that must be dealt with immediately. Giving the feeling or sensation that the tip of the fecal matter is beginning to protrude from the anus - like a turtle extending its head out from its shell.

I can't wait any longer. I am getting a turtle head - I have to go now!

by forwordfor June 12, 2009