Qualculus
Used in computer programming for encryption, animation, Artificial Intelligence, modeling chemical reactions and economics
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Qualculus
quackulus
(n) also known as quack, quax0r and quackulus0r
A crappy math class that forces you to sit down for several hours and do integration, derivative-atives, and all-around boring crap.
(v) the act of studying (for) the above noun
A crappy math class that forces you to sit down for several hours and do integration, derivative-atives, and all-around boring crap.
(v) the act of studying (for) the above noun
quackulus by Aaron Peterson February 3, 2004
QAlculus
Short for “QAnon Calculus.” When white supremacists or racists claim that God set the white race apart from other races, by empowering them with the tools of calculus, so that any inventions they come up with would prove to others, who idolize gods and goddesses, that they are a privileged or selected lot.
Citing Newton and Leibniz as QAlculus ambassadors, alt-right Trumpists and QAnonists told their brethren that both British and German mathematics would witness a second mathematical revolution in the next decade or so.
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crunchy
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