Putin

Non-medical term for a micro-penis.

A man with a statistically smaller penis or genitals.

A dick of small stature.

She really liked the guy, but they broke up after things got physical a she saw that he had a Putin.

It is rumored Amazon billionaire Jeff Bezos built a large phallic rocket for space travel to psychologically compensate for his Putin.

by Conejo Macbunny March 18, 2022

Putin

A fucky fuckish fucker

Dude, you're such a Putin!

by mcrobogame March 27, 2022

Putin

A sims character that escaped the simulation and is now somehow the president of Russia.

Person 1: You know Putin?
Person 2: no.

by myownpseudonym March 22, 2022

Putin

A dangerous and offensive word used to describe gore and violence.
Not to be used in Ukraine.

Putin is cuming for you

by anonymous April 20, 2022

PUTINIZE

Self inflicted political isolation

The director was PUTINIZED because she refused to collaborate with frontline staff; she was then ousted by a unanimous vote of no confidence.

by Greeneyedsmallfry March 23, 2022

putin

A very unpleasant bowel movement that one wants to quickly forget.

I indulged too much last night. Woke at 5 a.m. with a putin. Nasty. Thank god it's gone.

by squidwhispers March 20, 2022

Putin

Dumb Bitch who wont get of his lame ass and fight ukraine himself

Putin a dum whore bitch sucker who cant do something an purely laughs whilst people die out there

by UrbanHasBigDick March 3, 2022