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Putin

Lying outright to someone's face
When Johny saw Vladimir with his marbles and asked for them back ,Vladimir said " He hadn't seen them , he hadn't got them , and he didn't believe they existed anyway ! " Johny said what a Putin !!
by bug hunter April 4, 2022
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Putin

Sexy mf that Sophia is in love with. def doesn't have a discombobulated head. and FOR SURE he was born at a zoo.
Sophia: Putin is so hot
Elina: Frick no
Putin: OHYEAHHH
Elina: kys both of you
by Elinuka April 16, 2023
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Putin

Noun: The bowel excretion of an Ebola victim.
My friend from from Africa had to take a Putin numerous times after contracting Ebola.
by DarthAmogus October 10, 2025
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putin

The sound a penis makes when it is pulled out of something :)
"We're all worried about Putin" "Putin? It was just a little noise when I pulled out"
by WoM2022 October 5, 2022
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Vladimir Putin

Vladimir Vladimirovich Putin (b. Oct 7, 1952) is a Russian mob boss who has been the dictator of the Russian Federation since 1999. From 1999-2008, he referred to himself as "President." Then, from 2008-2012, referred to himself as "Prime Minister," before declaring himself "President" again in 2012. His tenure has seen constant warmongering, notably with the neighboring countries of Georgia, Ukraine, and Kazakhstan, the killing of political opponents (with the Kremlin claiming that they "committed suicide", as well as the "mysterious" deaths of Russia's heads of industry, the infamous oligarchs, and their businesses being absorbed into the Russian government. Due to Putin essentially rewriting the rules in order to become dictator for life, and him essentially being able to tap into the government/oligarch money whenever he wants and for whatever purpose, it has led some to believe he might secretly be the richest individual on Earth, having a net worth technically far more than that of famous business figures in the Western world, such as Bill Gates, Elon Musk, and Warren Buffett. His net worth may even be over a trillion US dollars, which would make him significantly wealthier than Elon Musk, the wealthiest public figure on Earth, as of writing.
If you want further proof that Vladimir Putin might secretly be the richest person in the world, look no further than pictures of his many private jets, as well as his Black Sea palace.

Russia is the world's largest and most powerful mafia state, and that effectively makes Vladimir Putin the most powerful mob boss on the planet.

Vladimir Putin is a strange looking man.
by This is my handle okay August 27, 2025
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Putin

A dangerous and offensive word used to describe gore and violence.
Not to be used in Ukraine.
Putin is cuming for you
by anonymous April 20, 2022
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Putin

Vladdy daddy please don’t do anything to us!

Vladdy dadd: Putin
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