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Pythagoras Position

The Pythagoras position is where 3 people engage in oral and traditional sex while in the shape of a right triangle. One person lays on the ground and fucks one person and eats our the other person. The people on the top of the position make out. This produces a right triangle shape, hence the name, Pythagoras Position.
*note: requires one male
*note: can be done in both a vertical or horizontal position
Jane, Beth, and Billy created Pythagoras Position last night.
by Pythagoras is real May 9, 2014
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browsing position

the position you are in usually while browsing the internet (usually tumblr or dank memes)
dan howell's browsing position is often portrayed as slouching on the couch with a double chin and scrolling.
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Nut positive

When getting a nut outweighs the circumstances or repercussions of achieving said nut.

See also: nut negative
I know she’s ugly, but I would say it was an overall nut positive .
by xXDrVape420Xx December 2, 2017
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Stop Posting This Shit

The proper response to a person or persons actions of constantly posting or uploading of a single repetitive topic, idea, event, etc.
We understand you went to Coachella, you need to Stop Posting This Shit
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Barcode Posting Dipshit

A stupid fucker who brags on social media by posting pics of tickets to games, events, or shows that he/she is going to. This fool posts the tickets with the barcodes clearly visible in the pic, and then acts surprised when he/she shows up at the entrance to the event and finds that somebody copied the barcode from his post and used it to get in while he/she languishes outside.
"Look at this instagram pic - Joe is going to the Steelers game tonight, he posted a pic of his tickets. Stupid Barcode Posting Dipshit! Some hacker will be in his seat!"
by RATTnroll September 11, 2018
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Tuna positive

by DonCheadlelover November 26, 2021
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Beyblade Position

When you grab a dwarf and spin her on your dick and say "3 2 1 LET IT RIP"
Brotha me and Laney just the best sex in beyblade position
by GeorgeFloydLover November 1, 2022
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