Missionary Position

The highest position God will give nowadays. The ultimate honor. Being a missionary.

“Hey, would you like the missionary position?”
“Sure Dad!”

by Morde666 January 5, 2018

Pole-position

The car that starts first in a nascar (or other) race.

"And car nr 21 has pole and nr 5 is starting second"

by Nikita May 12, 2004

minx position

A position which attracts the opposite or same sex by displaying an incredibly sexy posture and constantly doing it to people who you want to get with. In simpler words, the position you get in to rack the poon.

Oh look at that hot guy! Come on galz let's get in our minx positions!

by maddybutz June 6, 2011

69 clipper position

like a normal 69 position but you chew your partners toenails, and them yours.

My buddy Ronnie told me he hit the 69 clipper position with his girl last night.

by Weeberino September 29, 2019

The Auf Wiedersehen 69 Sex Position

A sex position in which 2 people perform the act of eating the ass out and the person whose ass is getting eaten out shits in the other and they run to the bathroom to wash their mouth out and when they come back previous said person is asleep and the other goes to sleep as well.

“Yo Daniel?”
“Yeh bailey?”
“Okay so Jess and I did the Auf Wiedersehen 69 sex position last night! it was a very fulfilling night! It’s safe to say I’m not hungry anymore!”

by Ladiesman419 October 10, 2019

Assume the Position

Assume the Position is what Matt tells me to do when he wants me to suck his dick and take his load -- naked and blindfolded, on my knees, facing his raging boner, with my hands behind my back, mouth open, eager to put my mouth on his 8" cock, so he can hold my head and shove his dick down my throat and fuck my mouth until he has a cumgasm and I swallow his creamy load and say "thank you sir"

Matt always says "Assume the Position" when he wants me to suck his dick!

by USAF Cadet January 13, 2021

Mormon Missionary Position

A position one assumes while having sex (in any position) with a Mormon Missionary.

The young men got his bicycle and assumed a Mormon Missionary Position. He left the house with man gravy all over his chin.

by Cuntoleezza Rice May 12, 2008