Packing the Mule

When you smuggle drugs up sex slaves ass.

My brother just got arrested in Mexico for packing the mule.

by RobotxNathan4life February 27, 2019

Plucking the pearl

It is female masterbating.

I just couldn’t wait for him so I started plucking the pearl.

by NinaR April 4, 2019

parents planking

When your parents embarrass you, and themselves, by attempting to plank.

They just don't get it quite right, but they think they're hip and uber-cool.

Planking itself is ridiculous. Parents planking is hilarious!

Mum, really, it's arms by your sides! Honestly, parents planking! *rolls eyes*

by LubeyLube December 7, 2011

stacked and packing

(desc. adj)
A good looking woman that is armed.
A woman with large breasts that is carrying a gun.
Occasionally refers to a female undercover policewoman.

"Yea she fine, stacked and packing, mess wif that
and she gonna pop a cap in yo sorry a**"

by Big G lizard September 22, 2007

Phacking

A euphemism for experiencing sexual contact with the philly Fanatic.

First used By John Oliver on last week tonight exactly three minutes and 20 seconds into his Scientific Studies episode.

Bil was Phacking again at the ball game last week.

by Phantom Tollbooth January 3, 2018

planking

Planking is where an idiot with a low IQ lies horizontally with their arms by their sides across an object or ground like a fucking dumbass.

Random Guy: Look there's a retard planking in the middle of the road!

by plankinghater July 17, 2011

packing fudge

What fudge packers do.

Bob the fudge packer "The truck is still empty Mike, why don't you pack some more fudge in it"

by Don August 10, 2004