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ouncizzle

A man who can't give a woman deep sexual pleasure. He is not a real man. He hasn't got his life together and has no path in life. Women never find him attractive, and he can't give women an orgasm.

An ouncizzle is weak and unwise in any and every way.
"That fizzle is an ouncizzle, dog"
Translated: "That loser can't please his woman, my best friend."

"His bitch gizzles ALL the time because dat ouncizzle can't do his bizzle with his tiny dizzle."
Translated: "His woman complains ALL the time because the looser can't give her sexual pleasure with his little penis."
by PowerPassion September 26, 2006
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more couch than ouch

This is my personal slang for when something or someone is cool and relaxed.
chillin' to chill, hang out, be calm
by Mike March 12, 2004
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ounch Ounching ounce ouch outchea ouchy ouched Ouch That Hurts Oinch onche

oucharrific

to hurt but know that it's okay and things will get better.
"I'm oucharrific!"
He smashed my heart Friday but I'm oucharrific so you'll see me tonight.

I can't compete in this weeks race but I'm oucharrific - I'll be in the stands.
by Mari C Scott May 9, 2005
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ouchkabiddles

it can mean any anything. it will fit into any subject and it can be used in any tense. it is just the ultimate word.
Man, that math problem was way to ouchkabiddles for me.

Dude, my girlfriend just wanted me to ouchkabiddle all over her.

Man 1: Hey man, what's up.
Man 2: Hey fag, why don't u go ouchkabiddle yourself
by CJMcDougalScott March 21, 2009
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Ouchzilla

a cool way of saying ow, used to discribe something painful (mentally, emotionally, or phisically).
"Alex just fell off his bored!"
"Ouchzilla..."

'Jenny just dumped me!'
'Ouchzilla...'
by Lucy J J August 29, 2009
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ouching fuck

a jumbled up version of the phrase "fucking ouch". usually said when obtaining injuries of moderate pain.
ouching fuck, i stubbed my bad toe again!
by rawrzie July 24, 2011
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Ounce & Bounce

When you meet a very dodgy looking prostitute who offers you a spliff in exchange for a shag.
Vin: Tf did you get to last night?
Ash: I saw this ugly shit who offered me a Ounce & Bounce.
by Mr Mystery Man August 26, 2016
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