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ouncizzle 

A man who can't give a woman deep sexual pleasure. He is not a real man. He hasn't got his life together and has no path in life. Women never find him attractive, and he can't give women an orgasm.

An ouncizzle is weak and unwise in any and every way.
"That fizzle is an ouncizzle, dog"
Translated: "That loser can't please his woman, my best friend."

"His bitch gizzles ALL the time because dat ouncizzle can't do his bizzle with his tiny dizzle."
Translated: "His woman complains ALL the time because the looser can't give her sexual pleasure with his little penis."
ouncizzle by PowerPassion September 26, 2006
Words you can keep

Owndizzled 

When you get incredibly owned/raped/pwned/out skilled and then dizzled.


Person 1 "Haha owndizzled!"
Person 2 "Shut up"
Owndizzled by Angry Salamander September 21, 2005
Related Words

owndizzle 

when someone gets "owned" but add a izzle to the end
Sheldon Brown owndizzled Reggie Bush when he decked him in the Eagles vs. Saints game.

owndizzle 

This word is used in games. If you completely frag someone you say owndizzle.
Theres also Pwndizzle and Bonedizzle.

This word should be part of the English language.
Ohh I'm going to Owndizzle you!!
owndizzle by Dylan Klassen November 26, 2007
the street name for the drug OxyContin which comes in either 10 20 40 80 even 120 mgs OxyContin is very close to heroin and is a more safe and pure form of the drug. It is a prescription painkiller and the strongest of its class(codone). It is a drug that is very addictive and is widely used.
yo bro, you got any ocizzle?

I did mad ocizzle last night and I passed out.

$80 dollars for an 80 of ocizzle? Thats crazy!
ocizzle by Blakey Smallz January 28, 2006

owndizzled 

a variation of the phase owned, the word is usually used by underaged kids playing online games like halo 2 and doom 3. the term owned is used to claim dominance over someone in some kind of situation, usually competitive. kids like using the phrase mostly because it's a taunt that they can use without getting their mouths washed out with soap by their parents. the phrase isn't very offensive to the recipient. merely annoying. the adding of 'zzle' is a product of people thinking that adding the "suffix" 'zzle' to words makes them somehow more cool and hip.
"yeah, i just got a triple kill!! you punks got owndizzled!"
owndizzled by J.Whittaker September 10, 2005

oinkizzle 

Oinkizzle originated way back when in the time of parachute pants. When the hammer laid it down he got no respect, in utter contempt fo his homies hammer said what the oinkizzle is your guys problem. Basicly refering to someone as retarded except in the form of a retorical question.
What the oinkizzle is yo problem?
oinkizzle by Kamal April 10, 2005
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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